Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends sure eat a lot of late night snacks Growing boys need lots of fuel.

My son and his friends sure eat a lot of late night snacks Growing boys need
lots of fuel.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my sons eyes are always so red i should really fix the chemicals in our swimming pool

my sons eyes are always so red i should really fix the chemicals in our swimming pool  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves photography He's always staring at the desktop photos when I walk past

My son loves photography He's always staring at the desktop photos when I walk past  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son takes 30 min showers must be getting really clean

My son takes 30 min showers must be getting really clean  Oblivious Suburban Mom

The brownies my son made must be really good he won't let me have any

The brownies my son made must be really good he won't let me have any  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so sweet. They called me a M.i.l.f.: a mother i like fondly

My son's friends are so sweet. They called me a M.i.l.f.: a mother i like fondly  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are always talking about trees They're so environmentally friendly

My son and his friends are always talking about trees They're so environmentally friendly  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Sees creepy neighbor kid's telescope pointed directly at her room How nice, astronomy is a wonderful hobby

Sees creepy neighbor kid's telescope pointed directly at her room How nice, astronomy is a wonderful hobby  Oblivious Suburban Mom

hears son coughing in his room must be flu season

hears son coughing in his room must be flu season  Oblivious Suburban Mom

your jeans smelt like skunk i threw them in the wash

your jeans smelt like skunk i threw them in the wash  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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