Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is so into sport I can't count the number of time he watched tennis in his room

My son is so into sport I can't count the number of time he watched tennis in his room  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My Pre- Teen daughter takes great care of her skin I overheard her tell her friends she loves facials

My Pre- Teen daughter takes great care of her skin I overheard her tell her friends she loves facials  Oblivious Suburban Mom

There's a towel underneath my daughter's door she must need to sleep in absolute darkness

There's a towel underneath my daughter's door she must need to sleep in absolute darkness  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's eyes are red and my daughter is locked in her room for hours. Aw, kids are so frikkin' innocent!

My son's eyes are red and my daughter is locked in her room for hours. Aw, kids are so frikkin' innocent!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Hey bob, since it's your bday lets go back to my place

Hey bob, since it's your bday lets go back to my place  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son hates his room smelling bad he's always burning incense in his room

My son hates his room smelling bad  he's always burning incense in his room  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son Chad got the babysitter pregnant Well, I don't give a fuck

My son Chad got the babysitter pregnant Well, I don't give a fuck  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Thinks daughter is with hisanic maid Daughter is actually dead

Thinks daughter is with hisanic maid Daughter is actually dead  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Smells like skunk in here That's really odd.

Smells like skunk in here That's really odd.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

YAOI stands for Young Attractive Original Independent

YAOI stands for Young Attractive Original Independent
  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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