Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends stuck their penis' all over me. Sex ed must be teaching group sex.

My son's friends stuck their penis' all over me. Sex ed must be teaching group sex.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends are always patting me on the butt football players do it all the time. they must see me as a good friend

my son's friends are always patting me on the  butt football players do it all the time. they must see me as a good friend  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends told me it was nudist day better get my clothes off!

my son's friends told me it was nudist day better get my clothes off!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Why don't my air freshners work In my son's room?

Why don't my air freshners work In my son's room?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son is going to summer school so he can get ahead for next year

my son is going to summer school so he can get ahead for next year  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My Son came home with red eyes he must have been opening his eyes underwater

My Son came home with red eyes he must have been opening his eyes underwater  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Walks into son's bedroom full of used tissues in the trash my Poor baby must have a serious cold

Walks into son's bedroom full of used tissues in the trash my Poor baby must have a serious cold  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son and his girlfriend must like the song "BABY" by jb all I can hear from his bedroom is "BABY BABY BABY NO BABY OH"

my son and his girlfriend
must like the song

I keep seeing pictures of naked girls on my son's computer He must want to be a doctor

I keep seeing pictures of naked girls on my son's computer He must want to be a doctor  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is always tending to his in-home garden he wants to be a farmer when he grows up

My son is always tending to his in-home garden he wants to be a farmer when he grows up  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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