Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son has such a wide vocabulary It must be from all those neat new online games he plays

My son has such a wide vocabulary It must be from all those neat new  online games he plays  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friend asked me if I knew how to play the skin flute. I would love to learn one day!

My son's friend asked me if I knew how to play the skin flute. I would love to learn one day!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

You're going to get some drugs drugs? Are you going to the doctor?

You're going to get some drugs drugs? Are you going to the doctor?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is a huge environmentalist He's always talking about trees

My son is a huge environmentalist He's always talking about trees  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends like giving gifts they ask if I have any spare panties that I don't need

My son's friends like giving gifts they ask if I have any spare panties that I don't need  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Rocking mom jeans epic fail

Rocking mom jeans epic fail  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I heard my son had a booty call he should really turn off his phone when it's in his back pocket

I heard my son had a booty call he should really turn off his phone when it's in his back pocket  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's always behind toys r'us he's such a model citizen for picking up all the trash there

My son's always behind toys r'us he's such a model citizen for picking up all the trash there  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's father wants to film me nude. it's so nice to see him be a hobbyist as a amateur filmographer.

my son's father wants to film me nude. it's so nice to see him be a hobbyist as a amateur filmographer.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i gave a blow job and the guy pied in my mouth.

i gave a blow job and the guy pied in my mouth.  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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