Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found a whole bag of oregano under his bed I can't believe how thoughtful and sweet he's turned out to be

I found a whole bag of oregano under his bed I can't believe how thoughtful and sweet he's turned out to be  Oblivious Suburban Mom

OVERHEAR DAUGHTER PLANNING TO GO CLAM DIVING. SILLY GIRL, SHE'S ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.

OVERHEAR DAUGHTER PLANNING TO GO CLAM DIVING. SILLY GIRL, SHE'S ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My teenage daughter shows such perseverance Loses some of her bracelets everyday but keeps putting on new ones each morning.

My teenage daughter shows such perseverance Loses some of her bracelets everyday but keeps putting on new ones each morning.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I feel so sorry for my son his eyes are so sensitive, he needs eye drops in his car, his room, and his bookbag

I feel so sorry for my son his eyes are so sensitive, he needs eye drops in his car, his room, and his bookbag  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Hello, I am Ricks Mom And all the Next Dimension boys train me

Hello, I am Ricks Mom And all the Next Dimension boys train me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son came home with burn marks on his neck I keep telling him to be careful with the stove!

My son came home with burn marks on his neck I keep telling him to be careful with the stove!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son really cares about his skin he went through a whole bottle of lotion last week

My son really cares about his skin he went through a whole bottle of lotion last week  Oblivious Suburban Mom

That teeth whitener works! When my son's friends whack off to me, at least my smile will be tight.

That teeth whitener works! When my son's friends whack off to me, at least my smile will be tight.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends are so nice When my bikini top fell off they said I had nice tits

My sons friends are so nice When my bikini top fell off they said I had nice tits  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Drives a giant lifted SUV Only person in the vehicle...

Drives a giant lifted SUV Only person in the vehicle...  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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