Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter isn't sexually active but she'll tell me when she is

My daughter isn't sexually active but she'll tell me when she is  Oblivious Suburban Mom

mention offspring sexual innuendo

mention offspring sexual innuendo  Oblivious Suburban Mom

There is a herby smell coming from my sons room he loves scented candles

There is a herby smell coming from my sons room he loves scented candles  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I don't want my kids listening to heavy metal Nicki Minaj is much better for growing young minds

I don't want my kids listening to heavy metal Nicki Minaj is much better for growing young minds  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son's friend asked if he could toss my salad So nice he wants to help out with dinner

Son's friend asked if he could toss my salad So nice he wants to help out with dinner  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so nice.. They always bang me really hard in my ass

My son's friends are so nice.. They always bang me really hard in my ass  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son is such a clean freak he always clears the history off the computer

my son is such a clean freak he always clears the history off the computer  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is always staring at the desktop when I walk in Such a reflective young man

My son is always staring at the desktop when I walk in Such a reflective
 young man  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Coversation with my wife in the other room: 24 yr old sON says ; "Mom you're a Meme. ~ ME: "Don't worry honey,It's not like you're a MILF" "Are y'all talkin in Star Wars lingo again?"

Coversation with my wife in the other room: 24 yr old sON says ;

Son's friend always brings his camera when he comes over how nice, photography is a wonderful hobby

Son's friend always brings his camera when he comes over how nice, photography is a wonderful hobby  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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