Oblivious Suburban Mom

Of course my sons not having sex He doesn't even know what a condom is.

Of course my sons not having sex He doesn't even know what a condom is.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

The jism Trail? Wasn't used to drive cattle from ranches in Texas to Kansas?

The jism Trail? Wasn't used to drive cattle from ranches in Texas to Kansas?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves nature His room always smells like pinecones

My son loves nature His room always smells like pinecones  Oblivious Suburban Mom

model ( noun ) simplified representation of reality

model ( noun ) simplified representation of reality  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friend Matthew said his cock was dry. So I sucked in it.

My son's friend Matthew said his cock was dry. So I sucked in it.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friends tell me to rub their penis. it must be that they have an itchy penis.

my son's friends tell me to rub their penis. it must be that they have an itchy penis.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves to see his girlfriend on wednesdays It helps him relieve stress during the school week

My son loves to see his girlfriend on wednesdays It helps him relieve stress during the school week  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons room smells like axe, incense, and the greatful dead; He must have a big date tonight!

My sons room smells like axe, incense, and the greatful dead; He must have a big date tonight!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Today my matt's friends came over.for some Milf and cookies it's funny how non-srilankans say milk

Today my matt's friends came over.for some Milf and cookies it's funny how non-srilankans say milk  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I've noticed you've been putting a lot of washcloths in the clothes hamper lately Should I buy you a shower loofah?

I've noticed you've been putting a lot of washcloths in the clothes hamper lately Should I buy you a shower loofah?  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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