Oblivious Suburban Mom

the only thing my daughter wanted for christmas was a massager. she uses it like ten times a day too.

the only thing my daughter wanted for christmas was a massager. she uses it like ten times a day too.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends love when I pick up K.F.C. They're always fighting over who gets the breasts or thighs

My son's friends love when I pick up K.F.C. They're always fighting over who gets the breasts or thighs  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Buys an Android phone Calls it an iPhone

Buys an Android phone Calls it an iPhone  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends were looking at me bending over It so nice they noticed i got a new pair of jeans

My son's friends were looking at me bending over It so nice they noticed i got a new pair of jeans  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son says never to look under his bed I guess thats where he keeps his diary and poems

My son says never to look under his bed I guess thats where he keeps his diary and poems  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Great Hooters the boys love my owl statues

Great Hooters the boys love my owl statues  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son has such a big penis He fucks me all day

My son has such a big penis He fucks me all day  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so funny with nicknames mine is milf

My son's friends are so funny with nicknames mine is milf  Oblivious Suburban Mom

sure, have another vicodin i hope your back feels better soon.

sure, have another vicodin i hope your back feels better soon.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Found a bar of ice soap in the freezer My kids are so innovative, they come up with such great ideas all on their own

Found a bar of ice soap
in the freezer My kids are so innovative,
they come up with such
 great ideas all on their own  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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