Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter is always late home She says her watch is slow

My daughter is always late home She says her watch is slow  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter keeps asking me to buy more batteries she's such a good student, reading her textbooks in bed all night

my daughter keeps asking me to buy more batteries she's such a good student, reading her textbooks in bed all night  Oblivious Suburban Mom

pull up to parking lot with "lot full" sign ask if there are any more parking spots available

pull up to parking lot with

step son breaks both arms so she offers to give him hand jobs since he can't masturbate Step son is 40 years old and is happily married with children

step son breaks both arms so she offers to give him hand jobs since he can't masturbate Step son is 40 years old and is happily married with children  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Sees Third world meme There are three worlds??

Sees Third world meme There are three worlds??  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son hanging out with weird old man after school every day not a single fuck given

son hanging out with 
weird old man after school every day not a single fuck given  Oblivious Suburban Mom

so proud of my son for recycling he keeps the bottles he finds under his bed

so proud of my son for recycling he keeps the bottles he finds under his bed  Oblivious Suburban Mom

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My son broke both his arms and says he needs help I wonder what with

My son broke both his arms and says he needs help I wonder what with  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found a Playgirl under my son's mattress. His awkward, overweight girlfriend must have left it there.

I found a Playgirl under my son's mattress. His awkward, overweight girlfriend must have left it there.  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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