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Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's black friends must be bad basketball players They keep talking about how they would double team me

My son's black friends must be bad basketball players They keep talking about how they would double team me Oblivious Suburban Mom
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When I feel down, I look in the mirror. It always makes me feel better but It won't for you, 'cause you're ugly

When I feel down, I look in the mirror. It always makes me feel better but It won't for you, 'cause you're ugly Oblivious Suburban Mom
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white stain on shirt Toothpaste

white stain on shirt Toothpaste Oblivious Suburban Mom
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Child comes home from friends at 2am throwing up "Oh no you must've gotten that virus going around"

Child comes home from friends at 2am throwing up
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Finds sons bong on tv stand Puts flowers in it

Finds sons bong on tv stand Puts flowers in it Oblivious Suburban Mom
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"I will literally suck your dick, right now ... ... I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this. " - Tropic Thunder
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my son cares a lot about his skin we go through lotion like crazy

my son cares a lot about his skin we go through lotion like crazy Oblivious Suburban Mom
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My husband told me to get a job. So I gave him a blow job.

My husband told me to get a job. So I gave him a blow job. Oblivious Suburban Mom
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My son used my credit card to subscribe to a website It must be the Seattle Times

My son used my credit card to subscribe to a website It must be the Seattle Times Oblivious Suburban Mom
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My son's friends wanted to sleep in the bed with me they must have been scared

My son's friends wanted to sleep in the bed with me they must have been scared Oblivious Suburban Mom
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