Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always carries a lighter I mean, you just never know when you're going to have to light a candle

My son always carries a lighter I mean, you just never know when you're going to have to light a candle  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i always hear moaning and the bed creaking from my sons room he must be having bad nightmares

i always hear moaning and the bed creaking from my sons room he must be having bad nightmares  Oblivious Suburban Mom

some Nigerians want to give me $5,000,000 for no reason? Today must be my lucky day!

some Nigerians want to give me $5,000,000 for no reason? Today must be my lucky day!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

yes!!! of course I swallow!

yes!!! of course I swallow!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son is an internet phenomenon and is quite popular his name is steve

my son is an internet phenomenon and is quite popular his name is steve  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's black friends were impressed with our Internet connection When I was putting on lipstick I overheard them saying how I had great DSL

My son's black friends were impressed with our Internet connection When I was putting on lipstick I overheard them saying how I had great DSL  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son keeps sneaking off with my wand vibrator i think his muscles must be sore from all of that figure skating practice

My son keeps sneaking off with my wand vibrator i think his muscles must be sore from all of that figure skating practice  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends were looking at me bending over It so nice they noticed i got a new pair of jeans

My son's friends were looking at me bending over It so nice they noticed i got a new pair of jeans  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are so affectionate They each give me a kiss and a long, tight, hug when they come over

My son's friends are so affectionate They each give me a kiss and a long, tight, hug when they come over  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is constantly asking me to buy Apples He's so healthy

My son is constantly asking me to buy Apples He's so healthy  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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