Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son likes to eat lots of candy his hands are always sticky

my son likes to eat lots of candy his hands are always sticky  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's Dominican friends are so funny with nicknames mine is C-U-E-R-O

My son's Dominican friends are so funny with nicknames mine is C-U-E-R-O  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Why did you put a towel under your door? Is it so the dog can't get in?

Why did you put a towel under your door? Is it so the dog can't get in?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS

COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Billy has been spending a lot of time in the bathroom lately I should take him to the doctor for a check up

Billy has been spending a lot of time in the bathroom lately I should take him to the doctor for a check up  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's facebook status was got dome and she was hot I hope They Enjoyed their Dinner

My son's facebook status was got dome and she was hot  I hope They Enjoyed their Dinner  Oblivious Suburban Mom

you look sleepy up all night studying?

you look sleepy up all night studying?   Oblivious Suburban Mom

you're going to mike's house tonight? I thought his parents were away this weekend

you're going to mike's house tonight? I thought his parents were away this weekend  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is an amazing reader I found a receipt for an adult bookstore in his draw

My son is an amazing reader I found a receipt for an adult bookstore in his draw  Oblivious Suburban Mom

While cleaning, finds SON'S fleshlight "I WONDER WHAT THIS IS. IT'S ALL STICKY. I THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF LIGHT"

While cleaning, finds SON'S fleshlight
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