Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son comes home smelling like fish "I'm glad he's trying new foods"

Son comes home smelling like fish

My son always has to pee after his girl friend leaves. I think we need to see the doctor for a irritable bowel.

My son always has to pee after his girl friend leaves.   I think we need to see the doctor for a irritable bowel.   Oblivious Suburban Mom

I like your boobs

 I like your boobs  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Wow all of these students have fans in their windows Those dorms must get so hot

Wow all of these students have fans in their windows Those dorms must get so hot  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's been on r/trees I never knew he was interested in dendrology

My son's been on r/trees I never knew he was interested in dendrology  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are really considerate They always offer me a full body massage when I say my back is sore

My son's friends are really considerate They always offer me a full body massage when I say my back is sore  Oblivious Suburban Mom

catches daughter kissing female friend they're practicing for their future boyfriends.

catches daughter kissing female friend they're practicing for their future boyfriends.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

found a safe in his room how nice, he's saving his money

found a safe in his room how nice, he's saving his money  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter goes ut dessed like a slut it's nice with a pre-halloweens party in may

My daughter goes ut dessed like a slut it's nice with a pre-halloweens party in may  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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