Oblivious Suburban Mom

Why are your eyes so red? Have you been wearing your contacts for too long?

Why are your eyes so red? Have you been wearing your contacts for too long?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

overheard my son and his friends say they will be "down with bitches and hoes" pet sitting and yard work are a great way for kids to make extra money

overheard my son and his friends say they will be

i like black men they have huge cocks

i like black men they have huge cocks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My Husband is so nice to all my hot friends He spends long evenings over fixing their plumbing

My Husband is so nice
to all my hot friends He spends long evenings
over fixing their plumbing  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Someone said the school nickname is Snowbart and William Sniff... Lots of snow in Geneva gives you the sniffles I guess

Someone said the school nickname is Snowbart and William Sniff... Lots of snow in Geneva gives you the sniffles I guess  Oblivious Suburban Mom

sees people occupying wall street "it's black friday already"

sees people occupying wall street

My son's friends are so thoughtful I said I needed a facial treatment and he offered to do it himself

My son's friends are so thoughtful I said I needed a facial treatment and he offered to do it himself  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Everyone says I've got it going on My daughters name is stacey

Everyone says I've got it going on My daughters name is stacey  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son tells me he wants to have sex with me. i hope he realizes he's like the famous oedipus.

my son tells me he wants to have sex with me. i hope he realizes he's like the famous oedipus.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Cougar? i'm not that scary am i?

Cougar? i'm not that scary am i?  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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