Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son isn't out buying drugs He's just going for a drive to "clear his head"

My son isn't out buying drugs He's just going for a drive to

I love my son's friends. Everytime I am in the shower we have sex. Amidoingitright

I love my son's friends. Everytime I am in the shower we have sex. Amidoingitright  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends get scared when they have a sleep over at the house So I let them sleep in my bed with me

My sons friends get scared when they have a sleep over at the house So I let them sleep in my bed with me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I overheard my son on the phone talking about rolling balls he sure does love his old toys

I overheard my son on the phone talking about rolling balls he sure does love his old toys  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my sons friends always ask me to practice improv invisible toothbrush

my sons friends always ask me to practice improv invisible toothbrush  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Oh billy, how embarrassing It's pronounced milk and cookies, not milf and cookies

Oh billy, how embarrassing It's pronounced milk and cookies, not milf and cookies  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I LET MY DAUGHTER WEAR BOOTY SHORTS SO SHE WONT BE HOT IN THE SUMMER

I LET MY DAUGHTER WEAR BOOTY SHORTS SO SHE WONT BE HOT IN THE SUMMER  Oblivious Suburban Mom

will you come over for blowjob?

 will you come over for blowjob?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

can you download reddit into a podcast?

  can you download reddit into a podcast?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found more sugar in my son's dresser He and his friends must be baking lots of cookies.

I found more sugar in my son's dresser He and his friends must be baking lots of cookies.  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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