Oblivious Suburban Mom

I drink alot because I know my walmart flyer modeling job only lasts as long as my looks do

 I drink alot because I know my walmart flyer modeling job only lasts as long as my looks do  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I used to have one of those. But not since my gender reassignment.

I used to have one of those. But not since my gender reassignment.   Oblivious Suburban Mom

MY 6 KIDS ASK HOW I STAYED IN SHAPE AFTER I HAD THEM I SAID, "BITCHES, YOU WERE ADOPTED"

MY 6 KIDS ASK HOW I STAYED IN SHAPE AFTER I HAD THEM I SAID,

my son looks tired, but is eating really fast right now i must be a good cook. hehe

my son looks tired, but is eating really fast right now i must be a good cook. hehe  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son really wants smooth skin he's always asking me to buy lotion

my son really wants smooth skin he's always asking me to buy lotion  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son has the nicest friends They said they were willing to help me with the junk in my trunk

My son has the nicest friends They said they were willing to help me with the junk in my trunk  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends are the best They always offer to help me fold my laundry

My son's friends are the best They always offer to help me fold my laundry  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My kids are so thoughtful They always make sure the house smells like febreze when I come home

My kids are so thoughtful They always make sure the house smells like febreze when I come home  Oblivious Suburban Mom

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my son and his male friends study together in his room all the time like good kids never understood why they lock the door though

my son and his male friends study together in his room all the time like good kids never understood why they lock the door though  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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