Oblivious Hipster

says conformists are idiots conforms to every hipster stereotype known to man

says conformists are idiots conforms to every hipster stereotype known to man  Oblivious Hipster

"I'd love to be under your tutelage, Guru Supervegan!" Puts business card in his leather wallet. Caption 3 goes here

I was into the Little Mermaid BEFORE Ariel sold out

I was into the Little Mermaid BEFORE Ariel sold out  Oblivious Hipster

Just got done lying to bf gonna lie myself out of it

Just got done lying to bf gonna lie myself out of it  Oblivious Hipster

I listen to bands that dont even exist yet

 I listen to bands that dont even exist yet  Oblivious Hipster

Have you heard about this band? yes? that band sucks now

Have you heard about this band? yes? that band sucks now  Oblivious Hipster

Hipster? I'm not a hipster. Hipster denial.

Hipster? I'm not a hipster. Hipster denial.  Oblivious Hipster

mostly ejaculate farting mexicans

mostly ejaculate farting mexicans  Oblivious Hipster

I made hipster related jokes. Before hipsters went mainstream #Hipsterburns

I made hipster related jokes. Before hipsters went mainstream #Hipsterburns  Oblivious Hipster

I am Robert You probably haven't heard of it. It's pretty underground.

I am Robert You probably haven't heard of it.
It's pretty underground.  Oblivious Hipster
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