Oblivious Hipster

Masterbation too mainstream

Masterbation too mainstream  Oblivious Hipster

i'm so cool i don't need real lenses

 i'm so cool i don't need real lenses  Oblivious Hipster

oh you like PBR? wanna see my trampled by turtles vinyl collection?

oh you like PBR? wanna see my trampled by turtles vinyl collection?  Oblivious Hipster

favorite song comes on the radio Eliminate the evidence you ever liked the band

favorite song comes on the radio Eliminate the evidence you ever liked the band  Oblivious Hipster

Pussy, but has PENIS Good enough for Infantry!

Pussy, but has PENIS Good enough for Infantry!  Oblivious Hipster

listening to bob dylan is too mainstream I only listen to jungle work

listening to bob dylan is too mainstream  I only listen to jungle work  Oblivious Hipster

I only drink PBR Coors is too mainstream

I only drink PBR Coors is too mainstream  Oblivious Hipster

Osama Bin Laden was killed in a mansion? I wanted to kill him when he was a cave still underground

Osama Bin Laden was killed in a mansion? I wanted to kill him when he was a cave still underground   Oblivious Hipster

wears high tops and dresses like a badass is a crackerjack flan

wears high tops and dresses like a badass is a crackerjack flan  Oblivious Hipster

Uses Linux because Windows is too mainstream Has an iPhone

Uses Linux because Windows is too mainstream Has an iPhone  Oblivious Hipster
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