OAG 2

I freeze your used condoms So when you die, I can still have your baby

I freeze your used condoms So when you die, I can still have your baby  OAG 2

Girlfriend sees me playing the sims 3 Am I your wife yet?!

Girlfriend sees me playing the sims 3  Am I your wife yet?!  OAG 2

I want you here My skin needs to feel you

I want you here My skin needs to feel you  OAG 2

If you die I'll still have sex with your dead body until your penis falls off Caption 3 goes here

If you die I'll still have sex with your dead body until your penis falls off Caption 3 goes here  OAG 2

I saw a girl 'like' your status today Are you having sex with her?

I saw a girl 'like' your status today Are you having sex with her?   OAG 2

tell you she loves you and that she's getting your face tattoo'd on her bum

tell you she loves you and that she's getting your face tattoo'd on her bum  OAG 2

Guess what, I'm not pregnant! April fools joke!

Guess what, I'm not pregnant! April fools joke!  OAG 2

When we get married The story of how you gave me a necklace at age 12 will be so cute

When we get married The story of how you gave me a necklace at age 12 will be so cute  OAG 2

For your birthday i want to make a plaster cast of your penis

For your birthday i want to make a plaster cast of your penis  OAG 2

"Man, my phone doesn't like me" I do, you should just carry me around in your pocket

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