OAG 2

Adopts your dog "Would hate to think what would happen if you break up with me..."

Adopts your dog

I stopped taking birth control two months ago now you can't leave me for 18 years

I stopped taking birth control two months ago now you can't leave me for 18 years  OAG 2

hears your phone's text noise who just texted you?!

hears your phone's text noise who just texted you?!  OAG 2

You should have seen your face when you saw me

You should have  seen  your face when you saw me  OAG 2

Peck on the lips Noone has ever made my heart beat like that and give me butterflies before

Peck on the lips Noone has ever made my heart beat like that and give me butterflies before  OAG 2

"good" "Now I won't have to do it in your sleep"

You were online when you're supposed to be working What else are you doing that I don't know about

You were online when you're supposed to be working What else are you doing that I don't know about  OAG 2

If you die I'll still have sex with your dead body until your penis falls off Caption 3 goes here

If you die I'll still have sex with your dead body until your penis falls off Caption 3 goes here  OAG 2

when you die i am going to have you cremated and turn your ashes into a chalk ball and climb with you

when you die i am going to 
have you cremated and turn your ashes into a chalk ball and climb with you  OAG 2

delay it for how long?

 delay it for how long?  OAG 2
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