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Morpheus

Penis? You can't touch this

Penis? You can't touch this Morpheus
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You have a choice I can slap you with my bitch hand, or my dominant hand

You have a choice I can slap you with my bitch hand, or my dominant hand Morpheus
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You can have at least one friend or you can play magic the gathering. It's Your choice.

You can have at least one friend or you can play magic the gathering. It's Your choice. Morpheus
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You can choose the red pill to fuck like or the blue pill or i'll fucking choose for you. It's your choice

You can choose the red pill to fuck like or the blue pill or i'll fucking choose for you. It's your choice Morpheus
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You can wake up ultra or you can guess on the mix up. the choice is yours.

You can wake up ultra or you can guess on the mix up. the choice is yours. Morpheus
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StarCraft you can learn to play or cheese forever like a baddy

StarCraft you can learn to play or cheese forever like a baddy Morpheus
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You can win at life or win on Call of Duty. the choice is yours.

You can win at life or win on Call of Duty. the choice is yours. Morpheus
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You can drive an automatic, or you can drive slow. the choice is yours.

You can drive an automatic, or you can drive slow. the choice is yours. Morpheus
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You can suck my dick or you can take acid and suck my dick. the choice is yours.

You can suck my dick or you can take acid and suck my dick. the choice is yours. Morpheus
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take 1 blue pill and 4 red, twice daily and you should notice te swelling going down over the next few days

take 1 blue pill and 4 red, twice daily and you should notice te swelling going down over the next few days Morpheus
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