Moon Man

you want to lose weight? hang out with me sometime.

you want to lose weight? hang out with me sometime.  Moon Man

Recalculating TURN AROUND

Recalculating TURN AROUND  Moon Man

You flew to Australia to for hiking? That's cool

You flew to Australia to for hiking? That's cool  Moon Man

I just realized This is not the double shot, espresso latte with non fat milk that I ordered

I just realized This is not the double shot, espresso latte with non fat milk that I ordered  Moon Man

is that a moon rock collecting apparatus or are you just happy to see me?

is that a moon rock collecting apparatus or are you just happy to see me?  Moon Man

Yeah bro physics and math are for losers This Bud's for you

Yeah bro physics and math are for losers This Bud's for you  Moon Man

feeling dizzy, light-headed and nauseous? story of my life.

feeling dizzy, light-headed and nauseous? story of my life.  Moon Man

hopscotch? haha, good one.

hopscotch? haha, good one.  Moon Man

God struck humanity with hundreds of languages to prevent a really tall tower being built to reach him? Bet he regrets inventing english

God struck humanity with hundreds of languages to prevent a really tall tower being built to reach him? Bet he regrets inventing english  Moon Man

you're afraid of airplanes? i ought to kick your ass.

you're afraid of airplanes? i ought to kick your ass.  Moon Man
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