Misunderstood Spider

slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you "you got a little something right there, here, i'll just get it for you"

slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you

Hey I was just getting a drink from your bathtub drain DEAR GOD Stop spraying me!

Hey I was just getting a drink from your bathtub drain DEAR GOD Stop spraying me!  Misunderstood Spider

hey, i'm here to hang out on your bedroom wall, nighty night friend whoa, when you took off your shoe it almost hit me there, i'll crawl into your bed and get cozy, see you there.

hey, i'm here to hang out on your bedroom wall,
nighty night friend whoa, when you took off your shoe it almost hit me there, i'll crawl into your bed and get cozy, see you there.  Misunderstood Spider

Hey, I caught that fly that's been bothering you! Hope you don't mind that I landed in the sink! Ha ha, reaching for the faucet. That's not funny.

Hey, I caught that fly that's been bothering you! Hope you don't mind that I landed in the sink! Ha ha, reaching for the faucet.  That's not funny.  Misunderstood Spider

Someone dusts Oh god my house

Someone dusts Oh god my house  Misunderstood Spider

hehe, so many good, misunderstood spider jokes so anyhow i'm going to walk down your throat while you're sleeping

hehe, so many good, misunderstood spider jokes so anyhow i'm going to walk down your throat while you're sleeping  Misunderstood Spider

I'LL MAKE A WEB IN YOUR GARAGE DOOR I HEAR BUGS WILL TRY TO GET INSIDE IN WINTER

I'LL MAKE A WEB IN YOUR GARAGE DOOR I HEAR BUGS WILL TRY TO GET INSIDE IN WINTER  Misunderstood Spider

"no, i don't have any change. sorry." Really doesn't

Oh, hi. I understand you don't like visitors, so I assume you'll just let me outside like you did with that butterfly... Hey, what are you doing with that rolled-up newspaper...?

Oh, hi. I understand you don't like visitors, so I assume you'll just let me outside like you did with that butterfly... Hey, what are you doing with that rolled-up newspaper...?  Misunderstood Spider

Hey, I just ate a bunch of vectors carrying harmful protist that can kill you Oh, is that todays newspaper?

Hey, I just ate a bunch of vectors carrying harmful protist that can kill you Oh, is that todays newspaper?  Misunderstood Spider
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