Misunderstood Spider

Oh hello Governor Christie. Just stopped by to tell you what a great job you are doing... AHHHHHHHH!

Oh hello Governor Christie. Just stopped by to tell you what a great job you are doing... AHHHHHHHH!  Misunderstood Spider

ouch you broke my hydraulic leg it's cool i was kinda hungry anyway

ouch you broke my hydraulic leg it's cool i was kinda hungry anyway  Misunderstood Spider

Hey man! I just finished the regular bug sweep and I'm ready for my date with the spideress in the kitchen. Yes I would love some axe. Not as much last time though plz

Hey man! I just finished the regular bug sweep and I'm ready for my date with the spideress in the kitchen. Yes I would love some axe. Not as much last time though plz  Misunderstood Spider

Aww, hey kid! Don't cry 'Cause those kids call you 4-eyes! I think your new glasses look great, and you can finally see my beautiful web art! NO! NO! It's a web, not a trampoline!

Aww, hey kid! Don't cry 'Cause those kids call you 4-eyes! I think your new glasses look great, and you can finally see my beautiful web art! NO! NO! It's a web, not a trampoline!  Misunderstood Spider

sometimes i pretend to be matthew williamson but this seldom works out as i have an overabundance of legs and eyes

sometimes i pretend to be matthew williamson but this seldom works out as i have an overabundance of legs and eyes  Misunderstood Spider

kiss me on the lips

kiss me on the lips  Misunderstood Spider

I'm waiting for you in the corner of the shower hearing you sing is the best part of my day

I'm waiting for you in the corner of the shower hearing you sing is the best part of my day  Misunderstood Spider

You don't mind if I sleep in your mouth tonight, do you? Fuck, the bitch swallowed me!

You don't mind if I sleep in your mouth tonight, do you? Fuck, the bitch swallowed me!  Misunderstood Spider

I was just on your chest to say good morning to you. You didn't have to slap me to the other side of the room.

I was just on your chest to say good morning to you. You didn't have to slap me to the other side of the room.  Misunderstood Spider

Hey! I'm just killing bedbugs hiding out in your sheets. You're welcome! What's with the kleenex? 'bout to sneeze?

Hey! I'm just killing bedbugs hiding out in your sheets. You're welcome! What's with the kleenex? 'bout to sneeze?  Misunderstood Spider
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