Misunderstood Spider

Remember the time you flushed me down the toilet? I do.

Remember the time you flushed me down the toilet? I do.  Misunderstood Spider

PSSSSTTT...HEY-YOU, YEA YOU. I JUST LAID 10,000 EGGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD. J/K ONLY 1,000.

PSSSSTTT...HEY-YOU, YEA YOU. I JUST LAID 10,000 EGGS INSIDE YOUR HEAD. J/K ONLY 1,000.  Misunderstood Spider

I was told to come in and talk to you about your fear of spiders. It's cool, man. I understand your phobia. Let's start from the beginning- Is that book for therapy?

I was told to come in and talk to you about your fear of spiders. It's cool, man. I understand your phobia. Let's start from the beginning- Is that book for therapy?  Misunderstood Spider

Hi there! just watching you sleep and keeping all other insects away while you slumber and-- please put the flyswatter down.

Hi there! just watching you sleep and keeping all other insects away while you slumber and-- please put the flyswatter down.  Misunderstood Spider

Taking me to the bathroom on a piece of paper? I don't need to use it man. Stop.

Taking me to the bathroom on a piece of paper? I don't need to use it man. Stop.  Misunderstood Spider

oh a kleenex Thank you very much. I do have a sniffle

oh a kleenex Thank you very much. I do have a sniffle  Misunderstood Spider

You provide the comfy abode; I take care of the pests. Highfive! Wait, why are you screaming?

You provide the comfy abode; I take care of the pests. Highfive! Wait, why are you screaming?  Misunderstood Spider

Just taking a walk on the floor, then its back to eating flys and what not. Why is you cat looking at me like that?

Just taking a walk on the floor, then its back to eating flys and what not. Why is you cat looking at me like that?  Misunderstood Spider

Lands on your face was only trying to remove a crumb

Lands on your face was only trying to remove a crumb  Misunderstood Spider

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. Happy Birthday

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.  Happy Birthday  Misunderstood Spider
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