Metal Hipster

modern progressive metal complexity = quality

modern progressive metal complexity = quality  Metal Hipster

calls himself an "audiophile" every band he listens to records at half-speed and uses triggered drums

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claims to have unique taste listens to the same 10 djent, prog-core and post-metal bands as everyone else

claims to have unique taste listens to the same 10 djent, prog-core and post-metal bands as everyone else  Metal Hipster

I had the dream again last night tosin was so gentle

I had the dream again last night tosin was so gentle  Metal Hipster

wants to play along with favorite songs can't afford 17 string guitar

wants to play along with favorite songs can't afford 17 string guitar  Metal Hipster

what? sorry i was too busy picturing myself gargling misha's balls

what? sorry i was too busy picturing myself gargling misha's balls  Metal Hipster

claims to like prog calls rush "dadrock"

claims to like prog calls rush

i don't always listen to prog but when i do, it's metalcore masquerading as prog

i don't always listen to prog but when i do, it's metalcore masquerading as prog  Metal Hipster

of course it's a good song look how many time signatures it uses

of course it's a good song look how many time signatures it uses       Metal Hipster

New napalm death album has a saxophone on it "...Finally!"

New napalm death album has a saxophone on it
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