Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you college would be easier if you got off reddit

what if i told you college would be easier if you got off reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the rest of us can also see where you're coming from

what if i told you the rest of us can also see where you're coming from  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The "War on women" is as real as the "war on christmas"?

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what if i told you Big bird never talked to oscar

what if i told you Big bird never talked to oscar  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're 4x more likely to die by being struck by lightning than in an actual terrorist attack.

what if i told you you're 4x more likely to die by being struck by lightning than in an actual terrorist attack.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one ever wants to turn sticky keys on

what if i told you no one ever wants to turn sticky keys on  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You don't have to share every creepy message you get

what if i told you You don't have to share every creepy message you get  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm not samuel L. Jackson

what if i told you I'm not samuel L. Jackson  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That not everybody listens to music for the message it portrays

what if i told you That not everybody listens to music for the message it portrays  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you religion is like staring and pointing into a tree saying somethings there. soon enough everyone will come look and say that they see what your pointing at

what if i told you religion is like staring and pointing into a tree saying somethings there. soon enough everyone will come look and say that they see what your pointing at  Matrix Morpheus
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