Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'd pay you tuesday for a hamburger today

what if i told you I'd pay you tuesday for a hamburger today  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That riding my bumper and acting impatient, makes me more likely to go slower.

what if i told you That riding my bumper and acting impatient, makes me more likely to go slower.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all Christians aren't good people and all atheists aren't evil heathens.

what if i told you all Christians aren't good people and all atheists aren't evil heathens.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The constitution isn't perfect

what if i told you The constitution isn't perfect  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you whispering loudly in the library is worse than talking quietly

what if i told you whispering loudly in the library is worse than talking quietly  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Nobody cares how many fucks you give.

what if i told you Nobody cares how many fucks you give.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Donald glover and childish gambino are the same person

what if i told you Donald glover and childish gambino are the same person  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Just because you're older than me doesn't mean you're more mature than me especially if you spend your time trolling high schoolers on reddit.

what if i told you Just because you're older than me doesn't mean you're more mature than me especially if you spend your time trolling high schoolers on reddit.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Dr. Linda Roberts is just a great example of Poe's Law

what if i told you Dr. Linda Roberts is just a great example of Poe's Law  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you captioning a picture does not make it a meme

what if i told you captioning a picture does not make it a meme  Matrix Morpheus
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