Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Adding white text doesn't mean it belongs in /r/adviceanimals

what if i told you Adding white text doesn't mean it belongs in /r/adviceanimals  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that "I'll show you, fuck me" is not a successful tactic

what if i told you that

what if i told you facebook doesn't donate 10 cents for every "like" on that armless kid's picture

what if i told you facebook doesn't donate 10 cents for every

what if i told you you should get a roast pork sandwhich instead

what if i told you you should get a roast pork sandwhich instead  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that some people are actually seeing reposted content for the first time

what if i told you that some people are actually seeing reposted content for the first time  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you pubes are a hipster mustache for your genitals

what if i told you pubes are a hipster mustache for your genitals  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "A" never recorded her deed

what if i told you

what if i told you You can release a reggae album without changing your name

what if i told you You can release a reggae album without changing your name  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i was the answer to number 40

what if i told you i was the answer to number 40  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the bartender has menus

what if i told you the bartender
has menus  Matrix Morpheus
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