Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you yoga pants are push-up bras for asses

what if i told you yoga pants are push-up bras for asses  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that Qwazaar & Batsauce want you to come party with them at the PBR Tonight?

what if i told you  that Qwazaar & Batsauce  want you to come party with them at the PBR Tonight?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can't complete inferno because you're terrible at this game

what if i told you you can't complete inferno because you're terrible at this game  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that even if your founding fathers wanted USA to be a christian nation You still deserve freedom from religion because they were wrong anyway

what if i told you that even if your founding fathers wanted USA to be a christian nation You still deserve freedom from religion because they were wrong anyway  Matrix Morpheus

there is no matrix the red pill is just a fucking insane drug

there is no matrix the red pill is just 
a fucking insane drug  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's possible to express discontent and displeasure without being a complete douchebag

what if i told you It's possible to express discontent and displeasure without being a complete douchebag  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That everything that fits, don't need to be sits

what if i told you That everything that fits,
 don't need to be sits  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Atheists are less afraid of death than religious people are

what if i told you Atheists are less afraid of death than religious people are  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It isn't facebook that sucks but it's your friends who do?

what if i told you It isn't facebook that sucks but it's your friends who do?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are other mobile devices besides cell phones

what if i told you there are other mobile devices besides cell phones  Matrix Morpheus
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