Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you riding my ass doesnt make me go faster

what if i told you riding my ass doesnt make me go faster  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You could tell if you were in a ghetto before walking into a store

what if i told you You could tell if you were in a ghetto before walking into a store  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Christians didn't invent marriage

what if i told you Christians didn't invent marriage  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you EVs and natures are fairly easy to understand

what if i told you EVs and natures are fairly easy to understand  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that being an atheist doesn't mean all christians are your enemies?

what if i told you that being an atheist doesn't mean all christians are your enemies?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you girls get friendzoned too

what if i told you girls get friendzoned too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you don't deserve the crap your SO gives you...and you don't have to take it anymore

what if i told you that you don't deserve the crap your SO gives you...and you don't have to take it anymore  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you could stop using facebook

what if i told you you could stop using facebook  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you UHC is shot in one sitting and weeks before you watch it

what if i told you UHC is shot in one sitting and weeks before you watch it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you people downvote shit they don't get

what if i told you people downvote shit they don't get  Matrix Morpheus
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