Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you'll see your fireworks better at night?

what if i told you that you'll see your fireworks better at night?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that Australia is not the only country in the east that will upvote your posts while americans sleep.

what if i told you that Australia is not the only country in the east that will upvote your posts while americans sleep.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you missed the patch of whiskers, not the razor

what if i told you you missed the patch of whiskers, not the razor  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you even though we're "still friends," I don't want to hear about your newly single hook-ups

what if i told you even though we're

what if i told you People don't drink beer because of the shape of the bottle.

what if i told you People don't drink beer because of the shape of the bottle.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Clicking as fast as you can doesn't get you there faster

what if i told you Clicking as fast as you can doesn't get you there faster   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you We've all seen sheldon wearing a reddit shirt already

what if i told you We've all seen sheldon wearing a reddit shirt already  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Having good athletes doesn't reduce national obesity?

what if i told you Having good athletes doesn't reduce national obesity?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you that no one forced you to get facebook

What if I told you that no one forced you to get facebook  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your prestige level didn't actually mean anything?

what if i told you your prestige level didn't actually mean anything?  Matrix Morpheus
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