Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't give a shit

what if i told you I don't give a shit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can be socially liberal but economically conservative?

what if i told you You can be socially liberal but economically conservative?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you fat girls dig anal

what if i told you fat girls dig anal  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you christianity is just as ridiculous as other religions

what if i told you christianity is just as ridiculous as other religions  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all this hatred towards westboro Baptist doesn't solve anything and only encourages them to continue

what if i told you all this hatred towards westboro Baptist doesn't solve anything and only encourages them to continue  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it's no coincidence that a site called 9gag is full of cocksuckers

what if i told you it's no coincidence that a site called 9gag is full of cocksuckers  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that speaking with an accent won't help them understand your english

what if i told you that speaking with an accent won't help them understand your english  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you That i get a raging boner every time i toke

What if I told you That i get a raging boner every time i toke  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Most metalheads are really nice and don't worship satan

what if i told you Most metalheads are really nice and don't worship satan  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Every choice you made in all the games only increases the chance for a green explosion

what if i told you Every choice you made in all the games only increases the chance for a green explosion   Matrix Morpheus
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