Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i'm sitting on the toilet right now

what if i told you i'm sitting on the toilet right now  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you This meme is incredibly pretentious, and often wrong

what if i told you This meme is incredibly pretentious, and often wrong  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Smoking pot doesn't make you cool.

what if i told you Smoking pot doesn't make you cool.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you facebook is only as stupid as your "friends" input

what if i told you facebook is only as stupid as your

what if i told you Your aggressive atheism is equally irritating as blind creationism?

what if i told you Your aggressive atheism is equally irritating as blind creationism?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you alt + f4 could help you study

what if i told you alt + f4 could help you study  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you can dry your face, then your balls

what if i told you That you can dry your face, then your balls  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you There is Nothing in "The Back"

What if i told you There is Nothing in

what if i told you that arbitrarily denying strangers a fundamental right does not make you a nice person.

what if i told you that arbitrarily denying strangers a fundamental right does not make you a nice person.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you everything on reddit is mildly interesting

what if i told you everything on reddit is mildly interesting  Matrix Morpheus
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