Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you We actually need new memes to keep reddit interesting

what if i told you We actually need new memes to keep reddit interesting  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you could eat a shit tonne of bacon, eggs and steak and still lose weight?

what if i told you you could eat a shit tonne of bacon, eggs and steak and still lose weight?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There are as many stupid liberals as there are stupid conservatives

what if i told you There are as many stupid liberals as there are stupid conservatives  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The people who upvoted the repost probably didn't see it the first time

what if i told you The people who upvoted the repost probably didn't see it the first time  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you can clean your dishes right after you eat

what if i told you that you can clean your dishes right after you eat  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Image macros can be one-hit wonders and don't have to become memes

what if i told you Image macros can be one-hit wonders and don't have to become memes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you hitting the computer isn't going to make it run faster

what if i told you hitting the computer isn't going to make it run faster
  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you talking to a cute girl does not make you socially awesome

what if i told you talking to a cute girl does not make you socially awesome  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you those are posted for the benefit of family and close friends and not old high school acquaintances

what if i told you those are posted for the benefit of family and close friends and not old high school acquaintances  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can be funny without being sexist

what if i told you you can be funny without being sexist  Matrix Morpheus
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