Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your parents probably won't care in two years

what if i told you your parents probably won't care in two years  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the "overly attached girlfriend" meme was already done with "crazy girlfriend praying mantis"?

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what if i told you the supreme court isn't going to look at your profile picture supporting marriage equality

what if i told you the supreme court isn't going to look at your profile picture supporting marriage equality  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all the dumb christian facebook posts on reddit were made by atheists to amuse other atheists

what if i told you all the dumb christian facebook posts on reddit were made by atheists to amuse other atheists  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you every day is unique and we will never, ever see it again

what if i told you every day is unique and we will never, ever see it again  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you washing your dirty pots and pans after you use them is much easier than waiting 3 weeks

what if i told you washing your dirty pots and pans after you use them is much easier than waiting 3 weeks   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can be an atheist and not an asshole

what if i told you You can be an atheist and not an asshole  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Everything is made of chemicals

what if i told you Everything is made of chemicals  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Purple trees are just a marketing strategy and don't get you higher than green trees

what if i told you Purple trees are just a marketing strategy and don't get you higher than green trees  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it doesn't matter how great weed is, the only reason it should be legal is our right to do as we wish with our own bodies

what if i told you it doesn't matter how great weed is, the only reason it should be legal is our right to do as we wish with our own bodies  Matrix Morpheus
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