Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that one day, you will choose to go to bed early rather than have sex

what if i told you that one day, you will choose to go to bed early rather than have sex  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you girls don't care about karma and just crave the attention

what if i told you girls don't care about karma and just crave the attention  Matrix Morpheus

what i if told you I can smoke weed and not be a "fuck up" like my brother.

what i if told you I can smoke weed and not be a

what if i told you stupid beliefs are worthy of ridicule

what if i told you stupid beliefs are worthy of ridicule  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're never the only one

what if i told you you're never the only one  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you hating all cops because of the bad actions of a few is as stupid as hating all muslims for the same reason

what if i told you hating all cops because of the bad actions of a few is as stupid as hating all muslims for the same reason  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If it's on the front page, I've seen it.

what if i told you If it's on the front page, I've seen it.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you No one wants to see ads for big dick pills right next to the video they're watching

what if i told you No one wants to see ads for big dick pills right next to the video they're watching  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you r/trees do not upvote everything

what if i told you r/trees do not upvote everything  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I can't give you your money back because of store policy not because you're black

what if i told you I can't give you your money back because of store policy not because you're black  Matrix Morpheus
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