Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I hold the door open for everybody walking close behind me, not just girls.

what if i told you I hold the door open for everybody walking close behind me, not just girls.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit is full of hipsters

what if i told you reddit is full of hipsters  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Yelling your responses doesn't clear up your accent.

what if i told you Yelling your responses doesn't clear up your accent.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's racist to assume white people are racist

what if i told you It's racist to assume white people are racist  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no

what if i told you no  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your own fucking god told you to be happy about us mocking you (Matthew 5:11-12)

what if i told you Your own fucking god told you to be happy about us mocking you
(Matthew 5:11-12)  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you r/atheism is the least tolerant sub on reddit

what if i told you r/atheism is the least tolerant sub on reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you posting angrily about the westboro baptist church is giving them the publicity they want

what if i told you posting angrily about the westboro baptist church is giving them the publicity they want  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That man probably considers it his honor and duty to hold the umbrella of his Commander in Chief.

what if i told you That man probably considers it his honor and duty to hold the umbrella of his Commander in Chief.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that i don't want to fuck your boyfriend

what if i told you that i don't want to fuck your boyfriend  Matrix Morpheus
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