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If your friends say you're in an abusive relationship they are just jealous of you

If your friends say you're in an abusive relationship they are just jealous of you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Jalapeno Juice Stinging Your Hands? Rub your eyes. A chemical in tears will neutralize the burn.

Jalapeno Juice Stinging
Your Hands? Rub your eyes.  A chemical in tears will neutralize the burn.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour tonight  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Need an alternative to Youtube in school?
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Don't ask for anal, just go for it
 Chicks loves surprises  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your lips are dry during a cold and windy day try licking them

If your lips are dry during a cold and windy day try licking them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Are you upset with the customer service you recieved? Focus your anger on the lowest ranking employees. They can definitely do something about it.

Are you upset with the customer service you recieved? Focus your anger on the lowest ranking employees. They can definitely do something about it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Crazy girl likes you? stick your dick in her  Malicious Advice Mallard

MAKING A RESUME FOR A JOB SEARCH? USE COMIC SANS

MAKING A RESUME FOR A JOB SEARCH?
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