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Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You know what will save your relationship? A baby

You know what will save your relationship? A baby Malicious Advice Mallard
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You really like a song? Use it as your morning alarm

You really like a song? Use it as your morning alarm Malicious Advice Mallard
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LADIES: Hate having your period every month? Get pregnant

LADIES: Hate having your period every month? Get pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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if it's the first day of your beach vacation wear fucking sunscreen

if it's the first day of your beach vacation wear fucking sunscreen Malicious Advice Mallard
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Dont like the taste of water? only drink soft drinks, they have water in them and are basically the same thing

Dont like the taste of water? only drink soft drinks, they have water in them and are basically the same thing Malicious Advice Mallard
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Lonely on Valentines Day? Call your ex

Lonely on Valentines Day? Call your ex Malicious Advice Mallard
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Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Butter too cold to spread on your toast? Put your knife in the toaster for a few moments

Butter too cold to spread on your toast? Put your knife in the toaster for a few moments Malicious Advice Mallard
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never want jury duty again? just commit a felony.

never want jury duty again? just commit a felony. Malicious Advice Mallard
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