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not enough time for a dog? get two, they will keep each other company

not enough time for a dog? get two, they will keep each other company  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a DVD won't let you skip the previews Pirate it. They had their chance to give the customer what they wanted.

If a DVD won't let you skip the previews
 Pirate it.  They had their chance to give the customer what they wanted.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put a red ink cartridge in a blue pen then you'll know when people steal your pen

Put a red ink cartridge in a blue pen then you'll know when people steal your pen  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to share your conservative beliefs? try r/politics

Want to share your conservative beliefs?
 try r/politics  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't buy a car. Buy a gun. You can get a car with a gun.

Don't buy a car. Buy a gun. You can get a car with a gun.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post links that have been posted in the past Long time redditors will enjoy reminiscing with you and give you upvotes

Post links that have been posted in the past
 Long time redditors will enjoy reminiscing with you and give you upvotes  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a cop signals you to pull over, turn off your lights and hit the gas They will respect your confidence, and might just switch to another driver.

If a cop signals you to pull over, turn off your lights and hit the gas
 They will respect your confidence, and might just switch to another driver.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? use Apple Maps

Disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? use Apple Maps  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get lots of likes on youtube? Comment "Le Reddit army is here!"

Want to get lots of likes on youtube? Comment

say the n word loudly around black people they will respect your bravery

say the n word loudly around black people
 they will respect your bravery  Malicious Advice Mallard
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