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Not happy with your judge? Tell them you'll fucking kill them

Not happy with your judge? Tell them you'll fucking kill them Malicious Advice Mallard
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girl is creeped out by you at the bar? wait for her in the parking lot to explain things

girl is creeped out by you at the bar? wait for her in the parking lot to explain things Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're driving drunk, drive as fast as you can To minimize the time that you are on the road

If you're driving drunk, drive as fast as you can To minimize the time that you are on the road Malicious Advice Mallard
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disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? approach kids and ask them to hop in your car to give you directions

disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? approach kids and ask them to hop in your car to give you directions Malicious Advice Mallard
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if at first you fail give up, you never fail at things you're good at

if at first you fail give up, you never fail at things you're good at Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to rush somewhere, run with a knife. everybody knows you run faster with a knife.

If you need to rush somewhere, run with a knife. everybody knows you run faster with a knife. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want relationship advice? Reddit Can Help

Want relationship advice? Reddit Can Help Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you have a friend who has HIV sing the "you have AIDs" song from family guy I am sure they have never before made the connection and will find it hilarious.

If you have a friend who has HIV sing the
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wear axe body spray

wear axe body spray Malicious Advice Mallard
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Exam tomorrow? Better spend time on a cakeday post, karma gets degrees

Exam tomorrow? Better spend time on a cakeday post, karma gets degrees Malicious Advice Mallard
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