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getting divorced? use your kids as weapons to get what you want in the settlement

getting divorced? use your kids as weapons to get what you want in the settlement  Malicious Advice Mallard

UNHAPPY WITH YOUR COURT SENTENCE? fLIP OFF THE JUDGE

UNHAPPY WITH YOUR COURT SENTENCE? fLIP OFF THE JUDGE  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you ever find yourself homeless Spend the last of your money on meth. It will make you forget your worries and help pass time

If you ever find yourself homeless Spend the last of your money on meth. It will make you forget your worries and help pass time  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to be ahead of the curve? have kids in highschool and get married at 18

want to be ahead of the curve? have kids in highschool and get married at 18  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got cottonmouth and red eyes? Chew on some raw onion, that'll fix it.

Got cottonmouth and red eyes? Chew on some raw onion, that'll fix it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thirsty after brushing your teeth? Drink some orange juice

Thirsty after brushing your teeth? Drink some orange juice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Might as well have sex with her one last time you wont be getting any for awhile

Might as well have sex with her one last time you wont be getting any for awhile  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can't handle a pet Have a kid they are much easier

If you can't handle a pet
 Have a kid they are much easier  Malicious Advice Mallard

if a university or employer sends you a rejection letter send them one back. your initiative will totally change their minds

if a university or employer sends you a rejection letter send them one back. your initiative will totally change their minds  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fall in love with a girl on the first date? Tell her how you feel

Fall in love with a girl on the first date?
 Tell her how you feel  Malicious Advice Mallard
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