Malicious Advice Mallard

"Do I look fat in this outfit?" Honesty is the best policy.

so dont wash or shower for a week before you go out your scent will be stronger and therefore you will appear more attractive to them

so dont wash or shower for a week before you go out
 your scent will be stronger and therefore you will appear more attractive to them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Typing up an important paper? Use comic Sans, the casual font will make for easier reading

Typing up an important paper? Use comic Sans, the casual font will make for easier reading  Malicious Advice Mallard

posts in the karma train doesn't get upvoted

posts in the karma train
 doesn't get upvoted   Malicious Advice Mallard

Wife asks you what you'd change about her? Say "YOUR LAST NAME"

Wife asks you what you'd change about her? Say

Feeling anxious and stressed out for no reason this morning? Have a few cups of coffee

Feeling anxious and stressed out for no reason this morning? Have a few cups of coffee  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to decorate your computer? Magnets.

Want to decorate your computer? Magnets.  Malicious Advice Mallard


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have illegal stuff on your phone get the digital proof of insurance app and hand it to a cop

have illegal stuff on your phone get the digital proof of insurance app and hand it to a cop  Malicious Advice Mallard

Short people arent aware that they are short You should remind them often

Short people arent aware that they are short
 You should remind them often  Malicious Advice Mallard
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