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Want to look professional at work? Wear a see through blouse

Want to look professional at work? Wear a see through blouse Malicious Advice Mallard
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Steal two ducklings Claim them as dependents on your taxes

Steal two ducklings Claim them as dependents on your taxes Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your car's windshield is iced over Pour a pot of boiling water on it to melt the ice

If your car's windshield is iced over Pour a pot of boiling water on it to melt the ice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to do with your life? Go to Law School

Don't know what to do with your life? Go to Law School Malicious Advice Mallard
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Afraid of driving in the snow & ICE? Make sure you speed so you don't get stuck!

Afraid of driving in the snow & ICE? Make sure you speed so you don't get stuck! Malicious Advice Mallard
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run out of condoms? turn a used one inside out.

run out of condoms? turn a used one inside out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If she's hot You don't need a condom

If she's hot You don't need a condom Malicious Advice Mallard
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say "I already know that," after everything she says. She will be impressed by your extensive knowledge.

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you're chip pan caught fire? just throw some water on it and it will go right out

you're chip pan caught fire? just throw some water on it and it will go right out Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't think about breathing manually

don't think about breathing manually Malicious Advice Mallard
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