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Malicious Advice Mallard

wanting to go farther with your girl friend? Rape her.

wanting to go farther with your girl friend? Rape her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to be respected by your peers and make a lot of money? Join a Gang

Want to be respected by your peers and make a lot of money? Join a Gang Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't tell if a girl is pregnant? Ask her. SHe'll appreciate your interest.

Can't tell if a girl is pregnant? Ask her. SHe'll appreciate your interest. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to know who your real friends are? Cut your (facial) hair into something awful for and leave it for two months.

Want to know who your real friends are? Cut your (facial) hair into something awful for and leave it for two months. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not Happy with the Government Form an armed Militia and start making veiled threats

Not Happy with the Government Form an armed Militia and start making veiled threats Malicious Advice Mallard
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that girl you like "poke" her on facebook. She'll love it

that girl you like
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Buy a house next to a school a bunch of kids hanging around, what could go wrong?

Buy a house next to a school a bunch of kids hanging around, what could go wrong? Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to get laid start a pop punk band

If you want to get laid start a pop punk band Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a female you are interested in makes eye contact with you in any way you should show her your penis, because she wants to have sex with you

If a female you are interested in makes eye contact with you in any way you should show her your penis, because she wants to have sex with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your small penis fails to satisfy your partner... stick it in her ass

If your small penis fails to satisfy your partner... stick it in her ass Malicious Advice Mallard
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