Malicious Advice Mallard

Does your ex have a new significant other? Burn her house down

Does your ex have a new significant other?
 Burn her house down  Malicious Advice Mallard

campus network admins love it when you play your network tools

campus network admins love it  when you play your network tools   Malicious Advice Mallard

Wife thinks shes gotten fat? Tell her the truth about the 30lbs shes gained since marriage.

Wife thinks shes gotten fat? Tell her the truth about the 30lbs shes gained since marriage.  Malicious Advice Mallard

take meth you'll be skinny and have a clean home

take meth you'll be skinny and have a clean home  Malicious Advice Mallard

Children misbehaving? hit them

Children misbehaving? hit them  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get out of the friendzone? send her a picture of your penis

want to get out of the friendzone? send her a picture of your penis  Malicious Advice Mallard

Jehovah's witnesses knock on the door Answer it

Jehovah's witnesses knock on the door Answer it  Malicious Advice Mallard

want respect? leave the sticker on your hat

want respect?
 leave the sticker on your hat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a lemon tasting twist on your bubbler? Add lemon concentrate instead of water

Want a lemon tasting twist on your bubbler? Add lemon concentrate instead of water  Malicious Advice Mallard

Are all the tables taken in the DC library? Pull the fire alarm

Are all the tables taken in the DC library? Pull the fire alarm  Malicious Advice Mallard
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