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If she suddenly gets emotional over something minor ask her if she's pregnant. it's probably because of hormones.

If she suddenly gets emotional over something minor ask her if she's pregnant. it's probably because of hormones. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't find the time/motivation to work out? Get arrested. Many prisons have free gyms

Can't find the time/motivation to work out? Get arrested. Many prisons have free gyms Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having trouble writing a paper? Take a break and browse reddit a few minutes to clear your mind

Having trouble writing a paper? Take a break and browse reddit a few minutes to clear your mind Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need a christmas gift for your girlfriend? I heard she really wants cleaning supplies.

Need a christmas gift for your girlfriend? I heard she really wants cleaning supplies. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Going in for a handshake with your job interviewer? Squeeze their hand as hard as you can to assert your dominance

Going in for a handshake with your job interviewer? Squeeze their hand as hard as you can to assert your dominance Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ohh your trying to get to the front page? then don't post for upvotes, post from the heart

Ohh your trying to get to the front page? then don't post for upvotes, post from the heart Malicious Advice Mallard
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Vacationing in China or Mexico? just drink from the faucet to save on expensive bottled water

Vacationing in China or Mexico? just drink from the faucet to save on expensive bottled water Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend asks if she looks fat tell her she is "pleasantly plump"

If your girlfriend asks if she looks fat tell her she is
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If you can't support yourself, have a kid The added responsibility will make you grow up faster.

If you can't support yourself, have a kid The added responsibility will make you grow up faster. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are afraid of losing your home keys you should put your adress on them, so they can be returned.

If you are afraid of losing your home keys you should put your adress on them, so they can be returned. Malicious Advice Mallard
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