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If an officer pulls you over and asks for your papers Say scissors and drive off really fast, they will appreciate your humor and let you off

If an officer pulls you over and asks for your papers Say scissors and drive off really fast, they will appreciate your humor and let you off Malicious Advice Mallard
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wax poetic about all your past lovers your current so will be taking notes to please you better

wax poetic about all your past lovers your current so will be taking notes to please you better Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you're living in poverty, have lots of kids each one gets you more welfare money, and they'll be able to work their way out of the ghetto/trailer park eventually

if you're living in poverty, have lots of kids each one gets you more welfare money, and they'll be able to work their way out of the ghetto/trailer park eventually Malicious Advice Mallard
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when in doubt YOLO

when in doubt YOLO Malicious Advice Mallard
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if he tells you that you can't do any better he's right

if he tells you that you can't do any better he's right Malicious Advice Mallard
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kill everyone

kill everyone Malicious Advice Mallard
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If it's your first year of drum corps get bright colored shoes so the visual staff can remember you.

If it's your first year of drum corps get bright colored shoes so the visual staff can remember you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you want a woman to ask you out show her your confidence by pulling your penis out in front of her

if you want a woman to ask you out show her your confidence by pulling your penis out in front of her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your girlfriend said she didn't want anything for her birthday? Respect her wishes

Your girlfriend said she didn't want anything for her birthday? Respect her wishes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Try posting rage comics to r/funny they will find it hilarious

Try posting rage comics to r/funny they will find it hilarious Malicious Advice Mallard
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