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Roofies Proven effective since 1972

Roofies Proven effective since 1972  Malicious Advice Mallard

After a night of partying with the boys Tell your girl all about how much fun you had.

After a night of partying with the boys  Tell your girl all about how much fun you had.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bully beating you up? Yell "I'm about to cum!" There's a 91% chance they'll stop beating you.

Bully beating you up? Yell

Want your crush to notice you? Like one of their photos from a year ago on Facebook

Want your crush to notice you? Like one of their photos from a year ago on Facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

wife states that she doesnt feel sexy respond- maybe its all the weight you gained

wife states that she doesnt feel sexy respond- maybe its all the weight you gained  Malicious Advice Mallard

go ahead, fart under the blankets she wont smell it

go ahead, fart under the blankets she wont smell it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know if she's into you? Send her a dick pic. That'll answer your question.

Don't know if she's into you? Send her a dick pic. That'll answer your question.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Changed your mind and you want to go to parties now? Just get rid of the puppy you just bought

Changed your mind and you want to go to parties now?
 Just get rid of the puppy you just bought  Malicious Advice Mallard

want a great way to get high off trees? try weed tea

want a great way to get high off trees? try weed tea  Malicious Advice Mallard

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type in tinyurl.com/julianhale  Malicious Advice Mallard
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